Grinch Disturb Me While Im Reading Christmas Books I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Wont Be Able To Find You Shirts
My palms were slick. I smoothed them nervously on my jeans, hoping Liam hadn’t noticed. He probably had. This date was doomed. I’d chosen a festive bookstore cafe thinking it was cute, but now all I could focus on was the glaringly obvious Christmas tree behind him. And my shirt.
“Grinch Disturb Me While I’m Reading Christmas Books I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able to Find You.”
Why, oh why, had I worn that?
Liam chuckled. “That’s… quite the shirt,” he said, a genuine smile spreading across his face. “Big Christmas fan, I take it?”
Relief washed over me. “Guilty,” I admitted, laughing. “And a big Grinch fan too. It’s a delicate balance.”
“I get it,” he said, his eyes sparkling. “So, tell me, which Christmas book am I not allowed to disturb you reading right now?”
Maybe this date wasn’t doomed after all. Maybe, just maybe, my ridiculous shirt had saved it.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












