Make Germany Great Again Shirts
The doorbell rang. I hadn’t ordered pizza, but figured my roommate, Klaus, was at it again. I opened the door to a very flustered woman clutching two steaming pizza boxes. “Uh, hi. Is this the Schmidt residence?”
“Ja, but we didn’t order…” My words died in my throat as I saw the swastika tattoo peeking from under her sleeve. She noticed my gaze and paled.
Suddenly, Klaus bounded over, sporting one of his infamous “Make Germany Great Again” shirts. He snatched the pizzas, beaming. “Ah, perfect! Danke! We were just about to starve!” He winked at me.
The woman, visibly relieved, mumbled a hurried “Gern geschehen!” and practically sprinted back to her car.
Klaus turned, grinning. “Dodged a bullet there, eh? I saw the look on her face when you answered. These shirts really are good for something besides scaring tourists.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












