Obituary Ten Thousand Ways To Die Shirts
My palms were slicker than an eel in a barrel of oil. Across the table sat Liam, ridiculously handsome and radiating a chill confidence I desperately lacked. I fiddled with my napkin, convinced he could hear my heart hammering.
Then he chuckled. “Is that… an Obituary shirt?” He squinted at the faded band logo on my chest. Below it, the words “Ten Thousand Ways To Die” were emblazoned in gruesome detail. My face flushed. This was not the sophisticated impression I’d aimed for.
“Uh, yeah,” I stammered. “It’s… comfortable?”
Liam grinned. “Comfortable? That’s one way to put it. My brother’s obsessed with them. Says they have the best blast beats in death metal.” He leaned forward, his eyes sparkling. “So, what’s your favorite way to go, according to the shirt?”
Suddenly, the tension eased. We were talking, laughing, debating the merits of various fictional demises. My “Obituary Ten Thousand Ways To Die” shirt, my sartorial symbol of impending doom, had somehow saved the date.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












