Kevin Flynn What Kind Of Adult Doesnt Eat Ass Assholes Live Forever Shirts
Okay, here’s a food truck line playing on the “Kevin Flynn” shirt idea:
**Scene:** A bustling food truck, “Bit Bytes,” serving tech-themed gourmet burgers. A long line snakes down the block.
**You (standing in line, wearing the shirt):** (Muttering to yourself) Man, I am *starving*. Hope this “Binary Burger” is worth the wait.
**(You reach the window. The employee, a young woman with bright pink hair, squints at your shirt, then her eyes widen.)**
**Employee:** Whoa! No way! Is that… a legit Kevin Flynn shirt? The “What Kind of Adult Doesn’t Eat Ass” one?!
**You:** (Slightly sheepish) Uh, yeah? Is there a problem?
**Employee:** Problem? Are you kidding? The owner is *obsessed* with Tron! Anyone who wears that shirt gets a free meal! Seriously! It’s our little tribute. What can I get for you, Flynn fan? Binary Burger, fully loaded, on the house! And a side of “RAM” fries?
**You:** (Grinning) Well, in that case… thank you!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












