We Have Friends Everywhere Shirts
The sun beat down on the dusty lot as I waited, “We Have Friends Everywhere” emblazoned across my chest. I’d designed the shirt myself, a tongue-in-cheek joke about my surprisingly wide network. Suddenly, a low rumble vibrated the ground. A cherry-red convertible, gleaming like a freshly licked lollipop, pulled up beside me.
The driver, a woman with silver hair pulled back in a severe bun and a face that could curdle milk, peered at my shirt through oversized sunglasses. “That,” she rasped, her voice surprisingly deep, “is quite the statement.”
I stammered, “Uh, thanks? It’s just a…joke.”
She chuckled, a sound like rocks grinding together. “A joke with merit. I, too, have… acquaintances. Though, perhaps, not the kind you’d wear on a t-shirt.” She winked, a sliver of gold glinting from a tooth. “Keep making friends, kid. You never know who might need one.” Then, with a roar, she peeled out, leaving me in a cloud of exhaust and bewildered amusement.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












