The Chicago Cubs Went Into A Winner Take All Game And Scored One Run They Lost Shirts
The automatic car wash was doing its thing, soapy water cascading over my beat-up Corolla. I was slumped in my seat, scrolling through my phone, trying to forget the soul-crushing Cubs season. My “The Chicago Cubs Went Into A Winner Take All Game And Scored One Run They Lost Shirts” felt like a personal indictment.
Suddenly, a tap on my window. A woman in a sleek, cherry-red Porsche was motioning for me to roll it down. She had impeccably styled silver hair and oversized sunglasses.
“Excuse me,” she said, a twinkle in her eye. “That shirt… is that a limited edition?”
My jaw dropped. “Uh, no, ma’am. Just… a souvenir of disappointment.”
She chuckled. “Honey, disappointment is baseball. And that shirt? It’s got character. I’ll give you fifty bucks for it.”
I stared at her, speechless. Fifty bucks for this monument to despair? “Seriously?”
“Seriously,” she confirmed, pulling out her wallet. “Go Cubs!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












