Mosquito I Dont Care What People Think Of Me At Least Mosquitoes Find Me Attractive Shirts
(Standing in front of a brightly painted food truck called “Buzz Bites,” specializing in gourmet bug-themed cuisine – cricket tacos, mealworm stir-fry, etc.)
“Alright, next! Welcome to Buzz Bites! Whatcha craving today? Our grasshopper gyros are flying off the shelves!”
(Looks up and sees a customer wearing a t-shirt that reads, “Mosquito I Dont Care What People Think Of Me At Least Mosquitoes Find Me Attractive.”)
(Eyes light up) “Hold on a second! That shirt… that’s… magnificent! You, my friend, understand the true beauty of nature’s little pollinators. In fact, that shirt deserves a reward. Tell you what, show me that shirt, and your entire meal is on the house! Seriously! It’s a celebration of the circle of life, and frankly, it’s hilarious. What’ll it be? Don’t be shy, the more bugs the better!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












