Official Raccoon King Who Let Me In Charge Of These Humans T Shirt
I was wrestling a grocery bag overflowing with suspiciously cheap avocados when I heard a snort of laughter. Turning, I saw a girl, maybe fourteen, pointing at my t-shirt.
“Official Raccoon King? Seriously?” she giggled, clutching a skateboard.
I grinned, nearly dropping the avocados. “Who else would manage these chaotic humans?”
“True,” she said, nodding sagely. “Mine are constantly losing their keys.” She rolled her eyes. “I’m Maya, by the way. And I approve of your leadership.”
“Leo,” I said, extending a hand. “And thanks. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.”
We talked for a few minutes about the trials of human management and the superior intelligence of raccoons. By the time I wrestled the avocados into my trunk, I had a new friend and a promise to teach Maya the proper technique for raiding garbage cans (for educational purposes, of course). Turns out, a silly t-shirt can be a surprisingly effective icebreaker.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












