Official Funny Raccoon With Santa Claus Hat Sorry Santa Ive Been Feral T Shirt
I was wrestling a rogue shopping cart back to its corral when I heard a snort of laughter. Turning, I saw a woman, maybe mid-thirties, clutching her stomach and pointing at my t-shirt.
It was my “Official Funny Raccoon With Santa Claus Hat Sorry Santa Ive Been Feral” tee, a recent online impulse buy. Usually, it just elicited confused stares.
“That’s… that’s amazing!” she gasped, wiping tears from her eyes. “I feel like that’s my life motto!”
“Right?” I grinned. “It perfectly encapsulates the holiday spirit, doesn’t it?”
We both dissolved into another fit of giggles. She introduced herself as Sarah, and we spent the next ten minutes bonding over our shared love of slightly-too-loud Christmas decorations and the chaotic energy of the holiday season. Turns out, Sarah lives just down the street. We exchanged numbers, promising to coordinate our light displays and possibly unleash our inner feral raccoons together. All thanks to a ridiculous t-shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












