Penguins Im Sorry I Slapped You But You Didnt Seem Like You Would Ever Stop Talking And I Panicked Shirts
My palms were slicker than an ice rink. Tonight was the night – first date with Liam, the cute barista with the perpetually messy hair. I’d chosen my outfit carefully: jeans, a comfy sweater, and… oh god, my shirt. The one that read, “Penguins, I’m Sorry I Slapped You But You Didn’t Seem Like You Would Ever Stop Talking And I Panicked.”
I almost changed, but it was too late. Liam was already here. I opened the door, bracing myself for judgement. Instead, he burst out laughing.
“Is that… is that a real thing?” He pointed at my shirt, still chuckling. “I feel that on a spiritual level.”
Relief flooded me. My mortification melted away. “It’s a mood,” I admitted, grinning. “Guilty of overthinking.”
“Tell me about it,” Liam said, his eyes twinkling. “So, tell me, have you actually slapped any penguins?”
And just like that, the ice was broken.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












