Golden Retriever If You Wanna Argue Contact My Daughter Not My Problem Shirts
The pizza guy, a nervous teenager, arrived with two identical pepperoni pizzas. “Uh, Johnson?” he stammered, holding one out.
“Nope, name’s Miller,” I replied, already reaching for my wallet.
“But… these were both for Johnson.” He looked like he was about to cry. Just then, my daughter, Sarah, walked in, sporting her favorite “Golden Retriever If You Wanna Argue Contact My Daughter Not My Problem” shirt.
A woman across the street emerged, eyes blazing. “Are you Johnson?” she demanded. “I ordered that pizza two hours ago!”
The delivery guy froze. Sarah, however, just pointed at her shirt. “See? Not my problem.” The woman, seeing the humor, deflated. “Fine, fine. At least you guys got your pizza. I’m calling the manager.” The delivery guy, relieved beyond measure, practically sprinted back to his car.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












