Golden Retriever Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part Shirts
The fluorescent library lights hummed, a stark contrast to the vibrant print on my shirt: “Golden Retriever Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part.” Ironically, the shirt was proving to be a massive distraction. I was supposed to be outlining a chapter on 18th-century economics, but the shirt kept pulling me back.
I remembered the day I got it. Sarah, my best friend, had gifted it to me after I’d accidentally insulted my professor’s tie (it *was* paisley). It was supposed to be a playful jab at my lack of filter. Then I thought of Charlie, my actual golden retriever, and the time he ate my entire birthday cake. Oh, Charlie.
Focus, focus! Economics. Right. Except now I was picturing Charlie, cake frosting smeared all over his face, looking utterly unrepentant. Curse you, ironic t-shirt!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












