Chicken Registered Gym Gloves Offender Shirts
I was backing out of my spot when a beat-up Civic screeched to a halt, blocking my path. Annoyed, I rolled down my window, ready to unleash a polite-but-firm âExcuse me!â Then I saw the driver â a guy about my age, eyes wide, pointing at my shirt.
It read, in bold lettering: âCHICKEN REGISTERED GYM GLOVES OFFENDER.â He burst out laughing.
âDude! Thatâs amazing!â he wheezed, clutching his stomach. âWhereâd you get that?â
I grinned, the annoyance melting away. âOnline. Thought it was hilarious. You a lifter too?â
âYeah, man! Squats are my religion. And Iâve definitely been accused of being a âchickenâ once or twice.â He chuckled. âIâm Mark, by the way.â
âLiam. Nice to meet you, Mark. Now, if youâll excuse me, I gotta get home and⌠offend some more gym gloves.â He laughed again as I finally pulled out, a new gym buddy seemingly secured thanks to my questionable fashion choices.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material â 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. Youâll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you donât look like youâve put a dress on












