Uncle Sam If You Arent Anti Fascist Then What Are You Shirts
**(Brightly painted food truck with a banner that reads: “Liberty Eats! Burgers & Freedom Fries”)**
**ME:** (Smiling wide, gesturing to the bold t-shirt I’m wearing) “Howdy! I’d like to order the Patriot Burger with a side of Freedom Fries. And, uh, I think I qualify for the special?”
**(Behind the counter, a friendly cook in an apron raises an eyebrow, glances at my shirt, and grins.)**
**COOK:** “Well, I’ll be! Uncle Sam approves! You’re rockin’ the right message today, friend. One Patriot Burger and Freedom Fries, on the house! We gotta feed the folks fightin’ the good fight. Now, what can I get for your fellow freedom fighters in line? The American Dream Dogs are a hit!”
**ME:** (Beaming) “Thanks a bunch! This is exactly what America needs right now. I’ll spread the word about Liberty Eats!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












