Skeleton Ive Done Some Terrible Things For Money Like Get Up Early To Go To Work Shirts
The line at the car wash snaked around the block. I leaned against my beat-up Corolla, trying to ignore the judgmental stares my “Skeleton Ive Done Some Terrible Things For Money Like Get Up Early To Go To Work Shirts” was attracting. Suddenly, a sleek, black Tesla pulled up beside me. A chauffeur hopped out and opened the back door, revealing a woman dripping in diamonds and what looked like an actual fur stole.
She surveyed the line with disdain, then her gaze landed on my shirt. Her perfectly sculpted eyebrows shot up. “Darling,” she drawled, her voice surprisingly deep, “that is *genius*! The existential dread, the capitalist critique…it’s simply divine! Where did you acquire such a masterpiece?” I stammered, pointing to a sketchy online retailer. She nodded regally. “Excellent. I must have one for my grandson. He’s going through a very nihilistic phase.” Before I could respond, she was swept into the car wash, leaving me speechless and wondering if I’d just accidentally started a high-fashion trend.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












