Portland Frog No Tyrants No Kings No Dictators Shirts
The automatic car wash whirred, spraying suds across my dusty Subaru. I leaned back, admiring the rainbow sheen on the soapy window, and idly scrolled through my phone. A tap on the glass startled me. I lowered the window to see a towering figure, clad in a leather jacket and sporting a meticulously groomed handlebar mustache. He looked like he belonged on a Harley, not admiring my economy car.
“Excuse me,” he rumbled, his voice surprisingly gentle. “I couldn’t help but notice your shirt.” He pointed a gloved finger at my “Portland Frog No Tyrants No Kings No Dictators” tee. “Fine sentiment. I approve.”
I blinked, completely taken aback. “Uh, thanks?”
He nodded, a glint in his eye. “Indeed. Anarchy is a beautiful thing, wouldn’t you agree? Especially when expressed with such… amphibian flair.” And with a wink, he strolled off towards a gleaming, chrome-laden motorcycle.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












