Philadelphia Flyers Abandon All Hope Mascot Shirts
I was wrestling a grocery bag overflowing with bruised peaches into my trunk when I heard a giggle. Turning, I saw a girl, maybe ten, pointing at my shirt. It was my lucky “Philadelphia Flyers Abandon All Hope Mascot Shirts” – Gritty looking particularly distressed.
“That’s amazing!” she exclaimed, her eyes wide. “Gritty looks like my dad after every Flyers game.”
I chuckled. “Accurate, right? I wear it to the grocery store to attract fellow sufferers.”
Her mom, who was loading bags into the car next to mine, smiled. “We’re big fans, too. Season ticket holders, even.”
We chatted about the Flyers’ latest losing streak, agreeing that at least Gritty was consistently entertaining. Before they left, the girl gave me a high-five. “Go Flyers!” she yelled. Turns out, shared misery, especially when emblazoned on a slightly ridiculous t-shirt, really does love company.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












