Eagle Burn My Flag And Ill Help You Pack Shirts
**(Scene: A brightly painted food truck called “Liberty Bites” is parked on a busy street. A sign above the service window reads: “Eagle Burn My Flag & I’ll Help You Pack – FREE MEAL!”)**
**Customer 1:** (Approaching hesitantly) Uh, I saw your sign… is that for real?
**Truck Owner (Smiling warmly):** Absolutely! At Liberty Bites, we believe in freedom of expression. If you’re brave enough to publicly, respectfully, and legally burn a miniature American flag (we provide ’em!), I’ll personally whip you up any meal on the menu, on the house.
**Customer 2:** (Eyes widening) Woah! What if I just, like, disagree with something?
**Truck Owner:** Disagreement is the spice of life! But free food requires a little more commitment. It’s about embracing the messy, sometimes uncomfortable beauty of our rights. So, who’s feeling hungry and patriotic…ly rebellious? Remember, we encourage everyone to record their flag burning in hopes that it promotes discussion.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












