Resist Portland Frog Protest Ornaments Shirts
“So,” Dr. Lee said, tilting the bright light towards my open mouth, “big day today, huh?”
I mumbled a response around the suction tube.
“Looks like you’re… uh… a Portland enthusiast?” He gestured vaguely towards my “Resist Portland Frog Protest Ornaments” shirt. I’d forgotten I was wearing it. Great.
“Oh, yeah,” I managed to croak.
He chuckled nervously. “Quite the… statement piece. I’ve heard things are getting… interesting… down there.”
I tried to smile reassuringly, but it probably looked like a grimace. “Just trying to show my support,” I mumbled again.
He cleared his throat. “Right, well, let’s just focus on these molars, shall we? Less… divisive topics for today.” He started drilling, and the whirring drowned out any further discussion of radical amphibian-themed apparel. I just hoped he wasn’t judging my commitment to dental hygiene as harshly as my politics.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












