I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I Will Die Frog Ornaments Shirts
The rhythmic swoosh of the spinning brushes was almost hypnotic. I was trapped in car wash purgatory, staring blankly ahead, when a throat cleared beside me. I glanced over to see a woman, probably in her late sixties, with impeccably coiffed silver hair and a string of pearls that looked suspiciously real.
“Excuse me,” she said, her voice surprisingly strong. “That’s quite the…unique shirt.”
My heart skipped a beat. I clutched at the fabric, suddenly self-conscious about my “I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I Will Die Frog Ornaments” shirt. It was a conversation starter, sure, but I hadn’t expected *this* kind of attention.
“Oh, uh, thanks,” I stammered.
She smiled, a genuine, warm smile that crinkled the corners of her eyes. “I admire your bravery. And frankly,” she leaned closer, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper, “I relate.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












