Grinch Santa I Work At Fritolay Its Fine Everything Is Fine Christmas Lights Ornaments Shirts
The pizza guy, a teenager clearly regretting his life choices, shuffled to my porch, clutching two steaming boxes. “Uh, Johnson?”
“Nope, Miller,” I replied, confused. “But I did order pizza.”
He checked his slip, brow furrowed. “Says Johnson… 123 Elm?”
“Nope, 125.” I pointed next door. Then I saw it. Mrs. Johnson, notorious Christmas Grinch, was glaring from her window. I knew she hated the holiday, and the sight of me in my “Grinch Santa I Work At Fritolay Its Fine Everything Is Fine Christmas Lights Ornaments Shirts” must have been a nightmare.
“Actually,” I said, grabbing a box. “They ordered extra. I’ll take this one.” I winked at the bewildered teen. “Merry Christmas!”
He hurried away. Mrs. Johnson, face still pinched, retreated from the window. Maybe, just maybe, I’d saved Christmas from a pizza-fueled Grinch meltdown. And I got a free pizza. Win-win.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












