George Washington I Never Signed The Constitution Ornaments Shirts
**(Truck: “Liberty Burgers – Taste Freedom!”)**
**Me (Standing on a small platform, microphone in hand):** “Alright folks, listen up! Tired of the same old boring lunch? Craving a taste of true American freedom? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Today, we’re celebrating the unsung heroes… the ones who DIDN’T sign the Constitution!
That’s right! If you’re rocking our limited-edition ‘George Washington I Never Signed The Constitution Ornaments’ shirt, you get a FREE Liberty Burger! That’s our juicy, all-American beef patty, piled high with freedom fries, and slathered in our secret liberty sauce!
Show us that shirt, and the burger’s on us! Let’s hear it for historical accuracy… and delicious burgers! Get your freedom fries on!”
**(Points to a stack of shirts on a table beside the truck):** “Shirts are available for purchase, so no one has to miss out on the freedom feast!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












