Two Rules Stay Alive Dont Fall In Love Waking Phantoms Shirts
The elevator lurched, lights flickered, and then silence. A collective groan rippled through the crammed space. Awkward coughs filled the void until a woman in a sharp business suit pointed. “Is that…a ‘Two Rules Stay Alive’ shirt?”
A ripple of murmurs followed. A teenager, glued to his phone moments ago, craned his neck. “Wait, ‘Don’t Fall In Love’? Dude, I know that band!”
Suddenly, escape was the last thing on everyone’s mind. A heated debate erupted over the merits of “Waking Phantoms,” the album art’s symbolism, and whether the shirts were officially licensed. Even the businessman who was clearly late for a meeting chimed in, reminiscing about seeing them live in ’98. I, the owner of the infamous shirt, just stood there, slightly mortified but also secretly thrilled. This breakdown was officially the most interesting thing to happen all day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












