Leatherface Fresh Meat Shirts
(The truck is painted a faded, blood-splattered yellow. The menu board features items like “Chainsaw Chili” and “Screaming Sausage Rolls.”)
**MEAT MARKET MOBILE: Where Freshness is a Scream!**
(A gruff, apron-clad cook leans out the window, wiping his brow with a suspiciously stained rag.)
“Alright, next! What’ll it be, friend?”
(He squints at the customer)
“Say, you wouldn’t happen to be rockin’ one of them… *Leatherface Fresh Meat* shirts, would ya?”
(If the customer is wearing the shirt)
“Well, I’ll be! A true connoisseur of the finer things in life… and horror! You know what that means, right? Free meal on the house! Consider it a thank you for appreciating the artistry of… uh… *unique* culinary experiences. What’ll you have? Chainsaw Chili’s on special. Just don’t ask about the secret ingredient.”
(If not)
“Just place your order, and maybe consider acquiring some *appropriate* apparel in the future. We appreciate dedicated customers.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












