Gnome Marriage Is A Relationship In Which One Person Shirts
The thrift store air hung thick with the scent of mothballs and forgotten dreams. Row after row of faded denim and questionable florals mocked my quest. I was searching for a unicorn: a “Gnome Marriage Is A Relationship In Which One Person Shirts.” I knew it was a long shot, but my best friend’s upcoming gnome-themed anniversary party demanded it.
Defeated, I slumped onto a velvet armchair, ready to surrender. Then, a glint of cotton caught my eye. Tucked behind a pile of sequined vests, folded with uncanny precision, were two shirts. Identical. “Gnome Marriage Is A Relationship In Which One Person” blazed across the chest. It was destiny. The thrift store gods, in their infinite wisdom, had smiled upon me. I grabbed them, a triumphant grin spreading across my face. The gnome wedding just got a whole lot better.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












