German Shepherd You Call It Ocd I Call It Put The Fucking Thing Shirts
The sun was blazing, the waves were crashing, and I was living my best beach life in my favorite “German Shepherd You Call It Ocd I Call It Put The Fucking Thing Shirts.” Of course, that’s when disaster struck. A rogue wave, more of a playful splash really, decided my shirt needed a sand exfoliation.
Now, I’m not usually one for chaos, especially when it comes to my meticulously organized wardrobe. But seeing sand clinging to my beloved, slightly inappropriate, German Shepherd tee ignited a special kind of panic. I tried shaking it off, but the sand was determined. I looked like I was having a seizure on the beach. I even considered a full-blown ocean rinse, but the thought of saltwater ruining the graphic was a bridge too far. My OCD had officially met its sandy nemesis.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












