Beware Of Boston Purely Boston Halloween Shirts
The foaming jets blasted suds onto my dusty Corolla as I stood in the car wash waiting area, fiddling with my phone. My “Beware Of Boston” Halloween shirt, featuring a cartoon lobster wielding a trident near a haunted Fenway Park, felt a bit silly in the bright daylight.
Suddenly, a low, gravelly voice cut through the tinny Muzak. “Now that’s a wicked cool shirt.”
I looked up to see a burly biker, tattoos snaking up his arms, regarding me with a grin. His leather vest was emblazoned with skull patches and the name “Razor.”
“Uh, thanks,” I mumbled, surprised.
“That lobster looks ready to rumble. You from around here?” Razor asked, gesturing at the shirt.
“Born and raised,” I replied, feeling a strange sense of camaraderie.
“Me too,” he chuckled. “Best damn city in the world. Even the monsters are Massholes.” He winked, then turned back to admire the shirt. “Gotta get me one of those.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












