Out Of Schlits No Way T Shirts
I was wrestling a grocery bag out of my trunk, the “Out Of Schlits No Way T Shirts” stretching across my chest, when I heard a giggle. I looked up to see a guy about my age, maybe a year or two older, pointing at my shirt.
“Dude, that’s awesome! My grandpa used to say that all the time!” he exclaimed, grinning. He had a similar tee on, but his said “Born To Be Mild.”
“No way! Mine too!” I replied, suddenly feeling less awkward about the retro beer slogan. “He’d always say it when something was impossible.”
“Same!” He held out his hand. “I’m Leo.”
“I’m Ben.” We shook hands, a connection instantly forming over our grandfathers and questionable fashion choices. “So, your grandpa a Schlitz man too?”
“Nah, more of a Miller Lite guy. But he appreciated a good saying!” Leo laughed. “Hey, you heading to the park? My friends are playing frisbee.”
Maybe “Out Of Schlits No Way” wasn’t just a funny shirt, maybe it was a friendship starter.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












