We Three Complicated Boy Shirts
The power sputtered and died, plunging the house into darkness. Groans erupted, but I saw opportunity. “Candles, everyone!” I declared, rummaging for the emergency stash. Soon, flickering light danced on the walls. My brothers, usually glued to screens, actually gathered.
“I’ll tell a story,” I announced, holding up one of our infamous “We Three Complicated Boy Shirts” – a gag gift depicting us in cartoon form with thought bubbles of our most annoying habits. “Once upon a time,” I began, pointing to the shirt, “there were three princes, each burdened by his own brand of complicated…” I spun tales of their digital addiction, their obsession with protein shakes, and their agonizingly slow decision-making. The candlelight highlighted their embarrassed grins. For once, we were united, not by resentment, but by shared, slightly self-deprecating laughter. The power outage, it seemed, was a blessing in disguise.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












