Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist Shirts
My palms were slicker than a freshly waxed skateboard. Across the café table sat Maya, radiating effortless cool with her vintage Doc Martens and intelligent eyes. I, on the other hand, felt like a sweaty, stammering mess in my best (cleanest) Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist shirt.
âSoâŠâ I began, then promptly forgot what I was going to say.
Maya smiled, a genuine, disarming curve of her lips. âNice shirt,â she said, gesturing to the grotesque collage emblazoned across my chest.
Relief washed over me. âYou know the Dead Kennedys?â
âKnow them? I practically grew up on âHoliday in Cambodiaâ!â
Suddenly, I wasn’t just a nervous wreck; I was a fellow punk enthusiast, a comrade in arms against the mainstream. The conversation flowed easily from there, fueled by shared musical tastes and a surprising amount of laughter. Maybe, just maybe, this date wouldn’t be a disaster after all. Thanks, Biafra.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material â 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./ydÂČ (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. Youâll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you donât look like youâve put a dress on












