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Official Pretend To Protect Uniformed To Rot Tshirts Sweater
Description
Official Pretend To Protect Uniformed To Rot Tshirts Sweater
The subway car lurched, sending a ripple of bodies down the aisle. A street musician, accordion wheezing, launched into a polka. A teenager with neon green hair was loudly FaceTiming, oblivious to the glares.
Then, the rumble faded slightly, and a voice, booming and slightly off-key, cut through the din. “Hey! Anybody seen that guy? Y’know, always wearin’ that… that *thing*?”
A woman with a nose ring and a stack of books looked up, intrigued. “You mean, the ‘Official Pretend To Protect Uniformed To Rot’ T-shirt guy?”
“Yeah! That’s the one! Haven’t seen him in weeks. Hope he’s okay. Kinda brightened up my commute, in a morbid sort of way.” The booming voice belonged to a man clutching a bag of groceries, a half-eaten banana peeking out.
The accordion player faltered, then recovered with a flourish. The neon-haired teen paused her FaceTime, momentarily captivated. Even in the chaos of the subway, the legend of the T-shirt lived on.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on
