Official Ever Since I Was A Child I Knew I Wanted To Put Malware On My Parents Computer Tshirts Sweater
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Official Ever Since I Was A Child I Knew I Wanted To Put Malware On My Parents Computer Tshirts Sweater
The phrase clung to me like a childhood fever dream, a neon-bright, slightly disturbing slogan emblazoned across the mental landscape. It wasn’t just a t-shirt; it was a portal. Imagine a world where code shimmered like heat haze, where digital gremlins danced on motherboard constellations. I saw myself, a tiny, mischievous sprite, perched atop my parents’ beige desktop, wielding lines of code like fairy dust. The malware wasn’t malicious, not really. It rearranged icons into whimsical patterns, replaced error messages with haiku, and made the cursor trail rainbows. It was a rebellion against the mundane, a child’s desperate plea for a little chaos in a world of spreadsheets and sensible shoes. The sweater, a soft, comforting wool, was the ironic shield against the digital storm I was brewing, a silent promise that even in the heart of digital subversion, there was still a need for warmth and a hug.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on
