Official Chobani Put Chobani On My Jeans Tshirts Sweater
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Official Chobani Put Chobani On My Jeans Tshirts Sweater
My alarm blared at 5 AM, a jarring start to a day already overflowing. Emails screamed for attention, deadlines loomed, and the coffee machine decided to stage a dramatic meltdown. Then, the phone rang. It was my boss, demanding a presentation on the new marketing campaign, due…yesterday. I scrambled, fueled by lukewarm instant coffee and sheer panic.
Later, wrestling a rogue printer, I ripped my jeans. Mortified, I dashed into a nearby shop. Ironically, amidst the racks of trendy clothes, I spotted it: a “Official Chobani Put Chobani On My Jeans Tshirts Sweater.” Someone, somewhere, had found a way to capitalize on *everything*. The absurdity of it all made me laugh. Maybe, just maybe, even this chaotic day could be spun into something marketable. Maybe I should pitch that to my boss…
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on
