6 Feet And 4 Inches Is Not A Personality Trait Shirts
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6 Feet And 4 Inches Is Not A Personality Trait Shirts
Agnes, bless her heart, was organizing the annual “Height-Appreciation Hoedown” at the community center. This year, the theme was “Embrace Your Altitude!” and she’d ordered a stack of “6 Feet And 4 Inches Is Not A Personality Trait Shirts” as ironic gag gifts.
During the square dancing demonstration, however, disaster struck. Barry, a towering gentleman who genuinely believed his height *was* his personality, tripped over his own enormous feet. He careened into the refreshments table, sending a tidal wave of lemonade and cookies cascading towards Agnes.
In his flailing attempts to regain balance, he snagged a pile of the offending shirts, ripping them from their packaging. They rained down upon the crowd, clinging to unsuspecting dancers like oversized, judgmental confetti. The Hoedown descended into chaos, a sticky, sweet, and slightly passive-aggressive mess. Barry, covered head-to-toe in lemonade and “6 Feet And 4 Inches” proclamations, looked utterly defeated.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on
